Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette

A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.

The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"

The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."

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