When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?

How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Scott's Pocket Watch	What did the blonde say after ...	Redneck's Last Words	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match
Like Father Like Son	Sex and Air	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Baby Mama
Deaf Rover	Chuck The Yuck	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Roman Warrior
Why did the blonde go up on top...	Yo Mama's so old... act	Pervert Psychiatrist	Roadkill
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Bush is a Puppet?	Clinton's Safe Sex	Carpet
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	The Origin of Little Debbie	The Test	Tap Dancin'
Cosmopolitan Redneck	No Special Sauce?	Toothbrush Salesman	Dirty Knees
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Clinton Poll	Touchy Feely Cracky	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Redneck...Bath	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's So Stupid	At the Pharmacy
JFKaput	Headache	WINDERS 98	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Blonde Passenger	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Don't Say This During Sex	Old Ladies and The Flasher
Yo mama's So Flat	Redneck Sex Ed