Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Yo mama's So Poor	A Blonde Party	Blonde Boobies
Sex Contract	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Woman Says, Man Hears	Gold Digger
Degrees of the Law	Blonde Joke	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's so old... act
Redneck Soccer	Sharks and Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat	What Didja Learn?
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Little Leprechaun?	Blonde Minivan Tragedy	747
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Buried Lawyers	Pothead Shopper	Little Johnny's Halloween
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Work Blows	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's House Is So Small
Elevator Scene	Minor differences	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
Burger King	You Work for the Government When:	Dubya 'Do.	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Wedding Night	Yo mama's...Fat	Gary Condit's Clock	A Mall Order
A Lawyer and A Politician	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Nouveau Riche Blonde
Gay Man in Church	Blow in the Blonde's	Yo Mama Road Sign	Do it like mammals
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Bus Stop Blondes