Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grandpa Gets Off	Carpet	Tigger Please	Difference Boy & Girl
Don't Knock It	Burried 10 Feet Under	Bush and Bill	Lucky Frog
Yo mama's so hairy...	Electric Nut	Constipation	Small Things
The Housebroken Redneck	George Bush is So Stupid...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Five Pounds of Fat
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Runny Noodle	Cris Cross
Lesbian Harem	Brunette Shopping	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	TeleBlond	Talking Out of Your Ass	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Lesbian Eskimo	How to Sell a Bible	Monica At The UN	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Yo mama's So Poor	Penis Requests a Raise
Bush Fans	Valentine Gift Test	Big Tongue	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Red Ball Express	Helisoft	Screw The World
Hot Lunch	Eyes Wide Shut	Did you hear....?	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's Poor Christmas	Better Luck Next Time