Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	The Great Wiener Caper	Beer Consumption
Free Sex with Fill Up	Redneck Engineering Exam	Glories of old age	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Condoms	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Blonde Ice Fishing	Respectfully Cheating
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium	Yo mama's So Lazy	Blonde Mixup
A Blonde's Brain At Work	Tennis Balls	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Yo mama's So Fat
Adventures in Disneyland	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Coincidentally	Elevator Scene
Cook	Flies on Poo	Law School for Nuns	Yo mama's so fat... road
Blonde Skydiver	Jumping Rope	Yo momma so stupid...	Bush is a Puppet?
Bear and Toilet	A Mall Order	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Three Nuns and a Parrot
Redneck Engineering Exam	Man and Pharmacist	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Warm and Moist
Gold Digger	Windows 666	Finder's keepers	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Dead Blonde in Closet	F. Lee Bailey Love	You Might Be A Redneck...Wrestling	Let's Live On Love
Yo Mama's So Ghetto	Danger in D.C.