Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tank Girl	What do you call 88 rednecks...	What Are Politics?	Blonde's Medical Exam
Osama's Valentine	Night Of The Living Dead	Bufallo Billy	A Prayer Before Dying
Jingle Balls	Little Johnny is Number One	Lawyers in Lust	Clinton's Favorite Things
Pervert Psychiatrist	Your mother is obese...	Old Man and his Babies	Redneck... Fast Food
The Painter & Her Eyesight	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Gross, Grosser, Grossest
Convenience Store	Gum	Skittles	Aliens Attack
Hot 'n' Heavy	Bush BM	Quotes About the French	What would you do?
The Blind Guy Polemic	What's That, Tampon?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Bin Laid	Blonde - Contractor	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...
Squirrel Kickin' Back	Gonna Marry	Blonde Mixup	Yo mama's So Fat
Clinton's Music	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Dream on	West Virginian Women
Yo mama's...So Stupid	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Why did the blonde get fired...