Fifty Cent Piece

What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece? He married her!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	The Annual Check-Up	Please pass the mayo	Yo mama's So Fat
Elephant Tampon	Who's the Boss?	Old People And Nastiness	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal
Office English Dictionary	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair
Bacon in My Ear	Redneck Truck	Blonde Valedictorian	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Lawyer-Client Relations	The Rescue	Funny Business	Rent
Winnie the Pooh	Redneck Anthem	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	I Nearly Pissed Myself
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Le Stinkers	Sharks and Lawyers	Washington Survey
Rhoids	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Blonde Looking for a Job	Homeward Blonde
White, Slimy, & Horny	Cheerleading Tryouts	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Blonde and License Plates	Horse Tears
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Donations for Dee Dee	Blonde License
Yo mama's...Fat	Ghost story for tots	Joining the Colony	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
Current Administration	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place