Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Fit	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Blonde vs. Ratings System	Goathead! Goathead!
Sunday School	Backstroke Dolly	Paper Street	An Honest Lawyer
Sex Math 101	That's tacky	Redneck Communion	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Yo mama's...Stupid	Jingle Balls	Blondes and Iceberg
Sheepish	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	350 Pounder?	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's so fat... runs	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Gone Camping
Y2K Nostalgia	Yo mama's...Useless	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Blonde and Clock
132 legs and 8 teeth	Three Hellos	The Millennium Kid	Gorilla in Heat
Two brunettes and a blonde...	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Taliban Bingo	Dubya Quotes
She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Blonde Coffee Breaks	Witchy Women	Urinalotta Trouble
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Annoying Boy on Bus	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Tennis Balls
Jokes On You, Teacher	Mafia Christmas	Lesbian Eskimo	Church
Christmas Bonus	Yo mama's So Ugly