69

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Yo mama's So Ugly	You're So Poor	My First Time
The Quotable Marion Barry	Bubba Died in a Fire	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Highly Illogical
Crab Cakes	Military Service	Poker... or Her...	I'm a Barbie Girl
Love At First Sight	Yo mama's so stupid...	Redneck Grocrey	Clinton Abortion Bill
Capitalism for Dummies	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Adam Talks All About Eve	Night Of The Living Dead
George W. Bush was caught breaking	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Taking Out the Garbage	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Yo momma so stupid...	Little Johnny is Number One	Toothbrush
Hamburger Helper	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Blondes and Cops	Drivers' Ed
Blonde on the Run	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Yo mama's so Stupid	What a Gasser
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Blonde in a Tree	Yo mama's so fat... runs
Wedding Night	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Taxation
An Ugly Position	Lunch Anyone?	Doorprize	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics
Rooster in His Declining Years	Bloody Mary