Men and Carpet

Why are men just like carpet? Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Act Of God	Blonde Boobies	Baby Drink
Playing Doctor	I've Got Shingles	Blonde's Vocabulary	Old Ladies and The Flasher
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Crab Cakes	Blonde in a Snowstorm
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Redneck...Bath	Question...Sex Change
Gay Picnic	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Redneck Senior
Condom	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Topless Sunbather	Sex Math 101
Men's English	Relay Race	Redneck Sex Ed	Why'd The Redneck?
Yo mama's So Ugly	Dear Old Dad	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Brain Cell
Virgins in Caves	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Blow in the Blonde's	Blonde Testing Center
Car Crash	Blondes and cow patties	Gonna Marry	Yo Mama Bath
Penguin & JFK, Jr.	Tap Dancin'	Hot Lunch	Yo mama's So Poor
Clinton's DNA	New Canadian Flag	The Teacher's Gift	Inventions
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	What's Your Poison?