Catfish and Lawyers

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	If Ever You're Choking...	Redneck on the Roof	The Last Southern Virgin
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Clinton & KFC
Osama = Crabs?	The Injured Thumb	Close But No Cigar	Yo Mama's...Old
The Rescue	A Roomful of Rednecks	Respecting the First Lady	The Teacher's Gift
Potato in the Pants	Shriveled Lovin'	President Hillary	3 Vampires
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Stop Tailgating	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Burying Osama
Lay off	What is LXIX?	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Walruses And Their Tupperware
Five Surgeons	Work Blows	Ark-N-Saw	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... drive	Eternal Judgment	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Yo Mama's So Disgusting
Racists and Lightbulbs	Sheep Boy	Biting	Yo mama's So Fat
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Bush Gets Testy	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Losin' It	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Parakeet Cereal
David Beckham	Lady At the Bar