Catfish and Lawyers

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Old	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Justice Prevailed	Hungry Mama
Oscar Meyer	Yo mama's football knowledge	Gary Condit-Cadabra	Yo mama's So Poor
Redneck in a Suit	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Potato in the Pants	Yo mama's So Poor
Redneck Pants	Blondes and Turtles	Yo mama's...Fat	Osama in the Holy Land
Gross, Grosser, Grossest	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Blonde Bird	Yo Mama's So Stank
Blonde's Shoes	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Sports and Virility	ESL 'N' Enron
Yo Mama's So Skinny	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo Mama's So Old... JC	What do puppies and gynecologists...
You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Blonde's Salon	Your mom is so stupid...	Yo Mama Golden Arches
Man Beats Dog	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Redneck...Bath
Sex In Advertising	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Airy Sex	Valentine Gift Test
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Hot Air Balloon	Vaseline Knob	Concorde Humor 2
West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	MasterCard For Men