Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam's Bumperstickers	It's Not Genetics	Did I do that?	Yo Mama's a Saint
Osama's Valentine	The Blondes' Revenge	Adult Swim	George and Laura Bush were on a private...
David's Brother David	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sunroof You All Night Long	Blonde Looking for a Job
Snack Food	Hoshimota	Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Thanksgiving Everyday
Thank You For Flying With Us	Hey Hey Fat Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Riding in Cars With Boys	Old People And Nastiness	M&M's
Three Girls in the Desert	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Pinocchio and Splinters	Redneck Family Values
Greek Navy	Yo Mama's Feet	Hulking Mass	Runny Noodle
Pitching a Tent	Highbrow Genital Jokes	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Stupid Blonde
Pre-Paid Plan	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	C.E.O. D.U.M.B	It's What's For Dinner
Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Yo mama's So Hairy	Consulting Fun	The Gynecologist's Glasses
It's Like Voltron	Sleeping Blonde	Yo Mama's Fertile	Dirty Knees
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo mama's...Fat