Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	Occupy This
Like Father Like Son	Peanut In Your Ear	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket	Dought Girl
Yo Mama's Halloween	Hot Air Balloon	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Bad Lawyer	Bull	Like Father Like Son
Yo mama's... Poor	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	In The Navy	The Golden Fiddle
There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Gassy Broad	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Move Over Little Johnny
One Good Deed	Taliban Snippet	Yo mama's So Stupid	Y2K Nostalgia
Yo mama's...Ugly	Bamming in 'Bama	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Never Seen A Priest	Yo mama is like a brick...	Cannibals	Hoshimota
Sports and Virility	Redneck Teeth	I feel like chicken tonight	Ancient Chinese Torture
Yo mama and a rat	A Fashion Sense	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Stick of Dynamite
Flash Me	Sin and Shame	New Priest In Town	Yo mama's So Stupid
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Wrestling