Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	It Ain't Surgery	Yo mama is so dumb...	5 presidents are on a plane
Adam's New Organs	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Yo mama is so stupid...	Think About It
Cosmopolitan Redneck	Blonde and Clock	Blonde on Fire	West Virginia Custody Battle
Leggy Blonde	Mechanic's Lube	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Homeward Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Euro-English Instead of German	Viagra Diet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	She Gives Great Headphone
Donations for Dee Dee	World War III	Latex Gloves	Thermos and Blonde
Yo mama's so dumb...	Shipwrecked	Gold Digger	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2
World War III	Not So Saved by the Bell	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Men 'n' Lightbulbs
The Vampire	Rent	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Black Sheep
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	A Few Good Men	Monica's First Look	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface
The Blue Eye	Smoking Problems	Blond Restroom Attendant	Blonde and Pizza
A falling out	Yo mama's...Fat