Constipation

Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Bad Day	Weiner Eater	Elephant Tampon	Baby Mama
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Poor	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3
Blonde...Infant Scale	What Didja Learn?	Corduroy Condom	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
We take you now to the Oval Office	Legs Open	Cris Cross	One Good Deed
Monica's Testimony	Three Hellos	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Dream on
Brain Cell	Which Hole?	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Three Gay Men
Dubya 'Do.	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Ice Hole	Annoying Boy on Bus
If You Were my Husband...	Osama = Crabs?	Yo Mama's So Poor	Be Careful What You Wish For
Dear Old Dad	Morning at the White House	Guys and Dolls	The Blue Eye
Yo Mama Bath	Brainy Blonde	Christmas Carol Parrot	Lawyer in a Tree
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bartender	A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis	Perfect Fit
Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Elephant...Cherry Tree	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Turtle Sexuality
Drunken Man and Blonde	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage