Blonde Lightning Storm

Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?

A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lucky Frog	It Ain't Surgery	Blonde Snowman	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Redneck Christmas Shopping	National Bird	Speaking Women-ese	Blonde Passenger
Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Rules of Bedroom Golf	A Letter To Tide	Name Those Tracks
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Heavy Sack	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Hormonally Yours
Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Suicidal Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Little People have little...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde and Elephants
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Optimistic Jack	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!
Pay-Per-Blonde	Boo Hoo	Yo mama's...Bus	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Can't Take You Anywhere	Redneck and Bugs	Laxative Cough Therapy	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Louisiana Heritage	Yo mama's So Fat	New Priest In Town	The Devout Catholic Woman
Confucius...Fisherman	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Blondes and Bricks
Elephant...Cherry Tree	Nasty Eskimo	Ice Cream	Malcolm in the Puddle
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Pad Talking