What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Coming to America	Adam's New Organs	Yo mama's So Stupid
Loose Constructionists	Deadbeat in a Bar	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Pee On A Ferrari
Blond Father	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Yo mama's So Fat	Difference Boy & Girl
Lightbulb...Californians	American Divorce	Chalkboard Culprit	Twelve Inch Pianist
Lawyer vs. Snake	Yo mama's....Halloween	Pool	White, Slimy, & Horny
Gold Digger	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Blonde Half-Wit	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Wet Lawyers	747	Blonde Driver	Talking Out of Your Ass
Yo mama's so stupid... tv	The Blonde's Special Order	Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's...Fat
What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Hot Enough For You?	Blondes and Brunettes
Brunettes and God	A Country War	Eternal Judgment	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Blonde Nurse	Ouch!	A helping hand	The Dirty Wife
Men and Computers	Pretty Hair	Yo Mama Bath	I've Got Shingles
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info