Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Blonde at Starbucks	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Confucius Say
Free Sex with Fill Up	Paraplegic	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Never Seen A Priest
A blonde goes into a music store and...	Redneck Pants	Blondes and Iceberg	The Rich Lady and her Butler
OJ's Airport Limo Service	The Annual Check-Up	Blonde with Chickens	Blonde's Computer Freeze
A Natural Blind	Iron Phone	Funny Business	Salesman: A New One, Really
Star Trek	Turtle Soup	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Bug's Mind
Little People have little...	Chuckie Cheese Please	Ark-N-Saw	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Blonde Technology	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	She's So Blonde
Spermally Speaking	You So Ugly	Fast Food for Rednecks	Birth Control
BlondeMotorWorks	Friendly Neighbors	Clinton's sons	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
The Eyes Have It	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Winnie the Pooh	Osama Mama
All I Want Is a Beer!	Roadkill	Dinner on the Road	Toe Curl
Whack Off	Talking Blondes