Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lucky Frog	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	69	Yo Mama's So Skinny
An Honest Lawyer	Yo mama's so fat...	Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo mama's...Poor
Farmer Joe and his Mule	A Hole in the Head	George W. Drowning	Blonde Horse Sense
Horseback Riding	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	What do you call a prostitute's children?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Southern Values	Innie Weenie	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Sheep Soup	Buried Lawyers	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...
Gone Camping	Juicy Squirt	The Skeleton	Sexual Olympics
Clinton's Bookmarks	Blonde Road Crossing	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Yo Mama's Feet
The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Three Girls Go Camping	Curly Sue
A Blonde's Brain At Work	IBM and Lightbulbs	I scream for ice cream	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde on the Run	Bear and Toilet	Biting
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's so fat... two buses