Lawyers vs. Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Cell Death	Hot Air Balloon	Clinton and the Pope	Male Masturbation
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Yo mama's...Ugly	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo mama's so poor	Instant-Win Airbags!	Rump Roastin'
Chicken and egg are lying in...	Three Hellos	Osama in the Holy Land	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's...Ugly	One day a hunter was walking...	Blonde Nurse	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Bush BM	Feelin' Blue	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo mama's so poor...	A Natural Blind	Star Trek
New Trend Diet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	How to Sell a Bible	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	The Blue Eye	Political Pampers	List of Short Books
Elevator Scene	Beer Translations	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Brunette Meets Genie
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Cinderella Gets Some Ash
Gross Grandma	Respectfully Cheating	The Definition of	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
Viagra + Death = ?	The Blonde and Her Melons