Lawyers vs. Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Drunk Musicians	Grandpa Gets Off	12- Pack	Stinkin' Proof
The New 69	Genie and the Taliban	Checkout Conniption	Sex and Dieting
Mechanic's Lube	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Yo mama's So Small	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Hot Air Balloon	Blonde Counting Sheep	What's the difference between a...	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Elevator Scene	Be Careful What You Wish For	Blonde Overdue	Twelve Inch Pianist
Blonde and Prawn	Bubba Died in a Fire	Wet Lawyers	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Farmer and the Cow	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Gets Job	What would you do?
Air Head on a Beer	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease
Monica's New Boyfriend	New Canadian Flag	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Bar... Alabama	Redneck Home Improvement	Sobriety Test
Blondes in a Volkswagen	Rednecks' Teeth	Yo mama's tities...	What's the difference between a...
I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	40 Things Never Said By Southerners
Infectious Fast Food	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys