Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Blonde lumberjack
Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Clear Blue Easy	Roman Warrior	Genital Mutilation is Funny
500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Yo mama's So Stupid	Higher Larnin'	NASCAR	Indecent Exposure
Stop Tailgating	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Blonde Jokes	Yo mama sooooo dumb
Redneck Bubblebath	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Brunette Meets Genie	Goodyear Rubber
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	Blondes and Brunettes	Yo mama's...Ugly
Burnt Blonde Ears	Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Yo Mama's So Dumb	LSD Cocktail
Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's...Stupid	Ouch!	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law
Icy Blonde	Yo mama's...Ugly	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Blonde's Air Conditioner
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	The Annual Check-Up	Beep Beep	Little Johnny's Wish
Redneck Baseball	Like Midgets In The Night...	Things Found Only in America	Yo mama's So Poor
Clinton's DNA	Four Worms and a Funeral