Turtle Sexuality

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bzzzz	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Goathead! Goathead!	Bamming in 'Bama
Brown and Serve	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Government Tactics	B-Day Sex
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo mama's...Fat	Lesbian Harem	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Better Luck Next Time	The 11th Commandment	Yo Mama's So Ugly
In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	You Might Be A Redneck
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Dream on	You Might Be A Redneck	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Scratchy Lottery	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Optimistic Jack	Jumping Rope
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Sleepwalking Nun	The Wonder Bra	Reagan and Clinton
Phone Line	Yo mama's...Ugly	Consulting Fun	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Lake Wannaswimma	Yo mama's So Fat	Corn Hole	Jack and Jill II
Yo mama's So Old	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Not Going To Try This Again	It's What's For Dinner
Thirsty whale	Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke