Turtle Sexuality

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Hairclub for Women	Monks Made a Mistake	Good Girl...Bad Girl
List of Short Books	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Old People And Nastiness	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat...	Fast Food
Incontinent Vegetarian	Don't Step Out of the Car	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Arrow
Crossdresser Funnies	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Arkansas Toothbrush	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
Pervert Psychiatrist	Nudist BMOC	Gary Condit's M.O.	Hey Hey Fat Mama
First Class	Sex and Dieting	Bubba Died in a Fire	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Redneck Shopper	A blonde was cooking dinner	Donkey and Onion
Eye Rub	Yo mama's So Stupid	Fascinating	Blonde Trying to Eat
Watch and Learn	Yo Mama's... Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Man Catches Crocodile
Girls From Kentucky	Lawyer-Client Relations	Blonde in Freezer	No Special Sauce?
Clinton's DNA	Elephant Physiology	What P.M.S. Stands For	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
Yo mama's so fat... leg	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player