What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Christmas Shopping	Gorilla Control	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Yo mama's So Fat
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Punk 'n' Parrot	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
Parrot-Prostitutes	The Great Wiener Caper	Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Baywatch
The Definition of	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama so fat...	Blonde Lightbulb
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Alabama Farmer	Yo mama so dirty...	Poor Boy's Christmas
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Flies Have Wings, Why?	The Wet and the Blonde	Coming Into The Closet
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	From Cradle to Ladle	Lawyer Stamps	George Bush is So Stupid...
Fishing for a Week	How do you drown a blonde?	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Getting Weighed	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Dinner's Ready!	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Dictaphone
Blondes and Gas Stations	Rednecks' Dogs	Screwed, For Sure	Southern Values
Yo mama's...Stupid	Church	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine	Don't Step Out of the Car
Slick Willy	Practice