Material Lust

What's 6 inches long , 2 inches wide, and thrills women?

Money!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Jingle Balls
Fifty Cent Piece	Yo mama's So Small	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	You're So Poor...Christmas
Pervert Psychiatrist	Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Talking Out of Your Ass
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Sex In Advertising	Big pimpin'	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
Lightbulb... Rednecks	Women vs. Dog Poop	Blonde in the Mirror	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...
Carefully Placed Periods	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo Mama Laundromat	Blonde...Infant Scale
Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	Understanding Marketing	Sanitary Blonde	Bush Does a Favor
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Hulking Mass	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
Walk the Walk	Valentine Gift Test	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	A Definite Definition
Yo mama's Teeth	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Lunch time
Long Road Home	Bedside Confession	3 Vampires	Houston Schoolin'
Better Luck Next Time	That's crazy	Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag	Yo mama's...So Stupid