Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Sunroof You All Night Long	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Hilarious Signs
Monica's Deposition	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's...Fat	Say What Again?
Redneck Communion	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so hairy...	Arctic Hooker
Blonde Data	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Texan Poetry	Dumb as Rocks
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Rock da House	Hormonally Yours	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Black and White and Red All Over	Shirts Off	Yo mama's So Stupid	Five Minutes to Midnight
Alabama Farmer	Redneck Name Tag	Atlanta School Board	Stuck in the middle
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Clinton's Bookmarks	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	Yo mama's So Fat
Code for Sex	Yo mama's So Fat	Ghost story for tots	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
A man's logic	Yo mama's...Stupid	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Blondes and Colds	Yo mama's...Fat	Punk 'n' Parrot
Saran Wrap	A little boy wrote to Santa ...