Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	What Are Politics?	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Did I do that?
Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Closest Shave Ever	Another Weekend At The Home	Yo mama's So Fat
Take yo mama to work day	Sliding Doors	Sexual Olympics	The roof is on fire
Redneck in a Suit	Redneck Engineering Exam	The Blonde Flight Attendant	Night Of The Living Dead
Rump Roastin'	Yo mama is a fatty	Yo mama's So Fat	What's Worse?
Easter Blondies	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Shopper
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Blonde Test	Innie Weenie	Vaseline Knob
Ouch!	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Chores on the Farm	That Fly
Scratch Those Thangs	Lawyer Stamps	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Old	Law School for Nuns	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Blonde's Coffin
If Ever You're Choking...	Hey fatty	Not So Saved by the Bell	Blondes in a Box
Put It On Your Organ	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Gay Irishmen	Flies in a Lightbulb
Lawyers on the Beach	The First Lady's patriotic duties