Eyes Wide Shut

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	All I Want Is a Beer!	Loose Potatoes	It Burns
Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Biggest Pee Pee	Rise and Shine	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
How to Mess With the IRS	Inventions	Cyber-Blonde 3	Cheerleading Tryouts
Mrs. Shagwell	Al Gore's Piercings	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Get You With The Nine
Yo mama's So Stupid	Mechanic's Lube	Fooled You	Man Of The House
You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Smartass Record Shop	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Cerebral Blonde	Ice Cream	Government Tactics	Ugly mama and a tail
Blonde Robbery	Pickle Slicer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland
New Version of Playboy	Clinton and a lightbulb	Big Ben Blonde	Captain Hook's Death
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	What's The Difference, Yo?	Good for the Heart	Lightbulb: Psychiatrist 2
Yo Mama's Teeth	Yo Sister so Ugly	Parrot-Prostitutes	Material Lust
De-evolution	Lesbian Talk