Eyes Wide Shut

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	XXX Blondes	Old People And Nastiness	Yo momma so stupid...
Chilled Crabs	Blonde and Blonder	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
Crab Cakes	Minor differences	Capitalism for Dummies	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Man Catches Crocodile	You So Ugly	Snack Food
Monkey Business	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Yo Mama's So Ugly	The 11th Commandment	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Eat Your Vegetables
Hungry Mama	A manager walks into his office...	Three Girls Go Camping	You're Like A...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Adult Swim	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double
Chin nuts	Hands and Knees	Yo mama's So Ugly	Highbrow Genital Jokes
Ark-N-Saw	IBM and Lightbulbs	The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	Lab Monkeys	Bzzzz	Very Robust Zacklies
Signs You're Burned Out	It's Not Genetics	BlondeMotorWorks	Yo mama's So Poor
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	72?