Eye Rub

Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo mama's So Fat	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Broom Factory	Masochism Tango	Windows 666	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Mommy, Mommy!	The 11th Commandment	Capitol Parrot	747 Full of Lawyers
New Improved Lawnmowers	Leper Stew	Yo mama's So Fat	In the back woods of Arkansas...
What would you do?	Yo mama's So Poor	Shop At WalRusMart	If _____ Made Toasters
Yo mama's So Stinky	Confucious	Buried Lawyers	You Might Be A Redneck If...
The Dough Boyz	Jokes On You, Teacher	Murder Mystery Porn	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde in Your Fridge	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Guess What I Am?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Runny Noodle	Arkansas Toothbrush	Dr. Feelgood
Mommy Almost Died	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	You Big Tomato	Blondevision
Blonde's Wine	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Male Disorientation
Pharmacist Phun	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Blonde with Half a Brain
Air Mattress	Blondes at a Drive-In