Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton & KFC	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Hairclub for Women	President Clinton & the Pope
Blond Father	Redneck Teeth	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Jack and Jill II
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blondes Doing the Wave	Pickmeup	Yo mama's So Stupid
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	The Leper	Blonde Lesbian	Yo mama's So Stupid
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Iranians	Understanding Marketing	Yo mama's...Fat
Lesbian Talk	Stumbling and Mumbling	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Cheerleading Tryouts
Blonde Horse Sense	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Dear Old Dad
Not Going To Try This Again	Yo Mama's So Dumb...	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Texan Poetry	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	I Guess That's Fair	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
Elephant Time	Hard Sleepin'	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk
Fast Food for Rednecks	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Definition of Agony
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Clinton's Finished Now	Blonde at the Doctor's	Yo Mama Bath
Interblonde	River Deep