Lawyer Stamps

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?

A: Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Vampires in a Bar
Ghetto Mama	Titillating	Joke for Limeys	Glories of old age
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blond Father	Six Feet Under The Sheets	Blow in the Blonde's
Canni Ball!	Confucious...Baseball	Michael Jackson and Casper	People Really Said These Things In Court
Learning to Fly	Blonde's Earrings	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Blonde Overdue	The Redneck's Milk	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Redneck Family Values
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Tag Team	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
The Clever Lawyer	Tap Dancin'	What a Gasser	Yo Mama's Speed Dial
Whack Off	Catching Osama	The Eyes Have It	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	The Blind Guy Polemic	Chilling with the Eskimo	Getting Weighed
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Father and Son	Barbie and Britney	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage
Yo mama's So Fat	Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Yo mama so dirty...
West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Yo mama's so nasty...