Lawyer Stamps

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?

A: Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Justice Prevailed	Comfortable	Drivers' Ed
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Think About It	Jungle Gaiety
Blonde Goes to the Airport	Fast Food	Yo mama's so hairy...	S&M Sans Rubber Suits
Jokes On You, Teacher	Blonde...Faxes	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Pleasure vs. Disgrace
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Chilled Crabs	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Disaster
George Bush is So Stupid...	Virgins in Caves	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Orgasm-isms
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Three Gay Men
What a Gasser	Nutty Hunters	Redneck Porch	Blonde Testing Center
Pay-Per-Blonde	Blonde Technology	Southern Values	How to Annoy Your Co-Workers
Brunette Meets Genie	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Yo mama's So Ugly
Morning at the White House	Flour Patch	Law School for Nuns	Women and Pool Tables
Yo mama's So Hairy	David Beckham