Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	The Annual Check-Up	Canni Ball!	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Blondes and cow patties	Law School for Nuns	Political Jokes	Don't Knock It
Laxative Cough Therapy	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
Divine Flatulence	Smile if You're Blonde	Getting Old	Milking it
Professor of Logic	Brooklyn and Women	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Swing Low Sweet Charriot
Ouch!	Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Bubba Claus
Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Blonde Mixup
Blonde and Elephants	David Beckham Redux	Why God Created Man	Dumb mama joke
Yo mama just gets dumber...	Clinton's DNA	Steroid Breast Stroke	If Resumes Told the Truth
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Work Blows	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	The Blind Man
Yo mama's So Skinny	Higher Larnin'	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Walk the Walk
Who is Marylou?!?	The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Men and Carpet	First Class Blondie