You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Einsteinium	Fat Chance	Computer Breasts	Work Blows
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Heavenly HMO	Peanut In Your Ear	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...
Tasties in a Half Shell	Student Nurse	The Dentist	Yo mama's...Fat
Cows In Government	Little Voice	No one is safe	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde and Blonder	Brunette Shopping
Your mom is so stupid...	Monks Made a Mistake	Goodyear Rubber	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Lawyer in a Tree	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Latex Gloves	Exotic Male Dancer
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Political Pampers	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Whack Off
Dubya Quotes	We're Studying Hard	Helisoft	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Redneck Baseball	West Virgin-ia	Blonde Girlfriend	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	What Didja Learn?	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Pickmeup
Florida Orange Growers	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Why did the blonde get fired...	Monica's Testimony
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Innie Weenie