Keep It In Your Pants

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly? You unzip it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
Bombing Works	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Political Jokes
A falling out	Banana Peel	The Doctor's Convention	Blonde's Backseat
Yo mama's...fat	Old Man and his Babies	A Real Ball Buster	Growing Old
Bush at the Wheel	The Fish-Eating Competition	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Getting Old
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	You So Ugly	Milking it	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Halle Berry Bares All	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Put It On Your Organ	350 Pounder?
Blonde Horse Ranch	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	The 69ers	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Gary Condit's Pants	Women and Pool Tables	Yo mama's So Ugly
God and Men's Sex Lives	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Whose Son is He?	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks
Funny Business	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Pickled Bread
Rules For Work	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scale	Gynecologist Grease Monkey	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
The Burning Building	Bloody Mary