Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Yo Mama's So Poor	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Titillating
Bad Drivers	Yo mama's so fat... first word	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
The Three Ugly Ducklings	Blonde Lightning Storm	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Rosebud
Blonde Bird Killer	Blonde With License	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Womanly Secret	George W. Drowning	Screwed, For Sure	Blonde Lesbian
Gold Digger	Heffahump	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	What A Woman/Man Really Means
Yo mama's So Ugly	Post Turtle President	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Morning at the White House
Yo mama's So Ugly	Circumcisional Evidence	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Blonde Bet
A Few Good Men	Dog Days	Yo mama's...Ugly	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Ear Condoms	Lawyer and Sperm	I Guess That's Fair
Lesbian Eskimo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Air Mattress	Lack of Vision	Blond Restroom Attendant
Frosty	Bush & the Blackboard