Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Coming to America	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Condit vs. Clinton
Yo mama's So Old	Greek Navy	The Golden Mug	A manager walks into his office...
I'm a Barbie Girl	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Yo mama's So Hairy
Capitol Parrot	Yo mama's...Stupid	Rise and Shine	Little-Known Facts
Blonde in a Snowstorm	Cannibals	Yo mama's so hairy...	Blond Father
Winnie the Pooh	Osama in the Holy Land	Yo mama's...Stupid	Inventions
Yo mama's So Poor	Autoblonde	Better Luck Next Time	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Blonde and Blonder	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Yo mama just gets dumber...
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Blonde on the Run	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Bin Laid	You Might Be A Redneck	Clinton Stew	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)
Penguin and The Mechanic	Blonde Braincells	Sex Relatively Speaking	The Blonde and the Librarian
Yo mama's so fat... leg	Archeological Gag	Lepechaun at Augusta	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Set Me On Fire	Rump Roastin'