Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

North vs. South	The Shakes	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Things Just Fallin' Off
Yo mama's...Fat	Lawyer and Vulture	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	The corporate ladder
Elmo's Redesign	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Suicidal Blonde	Yo mama's So Old
Blonde Car Hijinx!	I Don't Like My Brother	Frenchman and Farm Animals	After the Honeymoon...
In All the Land	Yo mama's...Stupid	Play Dead	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
A Few Good Men	No Special Sauce?	Return the Dog	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Redneck Thief	Taxed Blonde	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Yo mama's So Fat
The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	Yo mama is like a brick...	Love At First Sight	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo mama's Teeth	Law School for Nuns	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's Teeth
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Getting Weighed	Red Ball Express
Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	The Blonde and the Deodorant	Olllllld Lawyer	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo mama's So Poor	Special Remedy
Jane's Addiction	Bin Laden vs Custer