If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Flat	Wife vs. Job	Go To The LMV
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	River Deep	I feel like chicken tonight	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook
Gary Condit-Cadabra	Monster Valentine	There is this old couple and they have been ...	The Vampire
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's...Stupid	Winnie the Pooh	Yo mama's So Old
A Real Ball Buster	Monica's New Boyfriend	The Leper	Pay-Per-Blonde
In a murder trial...	Keep Gabby Reece Away	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Yo mama's...Stupid	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Screw The World	Pump Kin
Yo mama's So Fat	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Blonde's Medical Exam	One day a blonde went into a department ...
Yo mama's...Fat	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Runny Noodle	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
Reverend	Cubist Poo	Burnt Blonde Ears	After You
Toe Curl	Jokes On You, Teacher	Blondes and Iceberg	Taliban Poetic Justice
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	National Pastime
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	How to Mess With the IRS