Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Dear Diarrhea	Redneck Bubblebath	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Bubba's Secret	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	What's Black?	River Deep
Line of Blondes	Yo mama's so stupid...	Curly Hair	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Fishing for a Week	What's Black?	Don't Knock It	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	David Beckham	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Vampire	Bull	Yo Mama's So Stank	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Redneck Family Values
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Snowmen and Snowwomen
Redneck Hitchiker	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	A very successful lawyer parked his...	Good for the Heart
Al Gore's Piercings	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets
Fire Truck	Yo mama's so fat... road	Blonde Nurse	Ba Ba Black Sheep
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Grandma	Blonde - Mating Call
Dynamite!	People Really Said These Things In Court