Men and Carpet

Why are men just like carpet? Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	Office English Dictionary
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Party!	Whistle While You Twurk	Guns don't kill....
Tennis Balls	Yo mama's So Poor	Chalkboard Culprit	Pigskin Pro
Yo mama's...Poor	Horny Old Ladies	Count Chock Full of Nuts	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
Bad Lawyer	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Autoblonde	Corduroy Condom
Round and Round It Goes	Higher Larnin'	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
Toe Curl	One hungry Bush...	One Good Deed	Baaaaad Breath
Little Leprechaun?	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	A Giant Problem	Paying the Price of Marriage
FLAT BLONDE	Yo mama's So Stupid	Houston Schoolin'	Hard Drive
Hooked On Dem Jets	Rednecks' Teeth	You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde Coffee Breaks
Blonde - Mating Call	How to Annoy Your Co-Workers	Laptop	Yo mama's So Poor
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	People Really Said These Things In Court	On the Rooftop	Knock-Knock Blonde
Yo mama' got sauce	Hanging With Rednecks