Men and Carpet

Why are men just like carpet? Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Guns don't kill....	Afghani Fowl	Ark-N-Saw
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Pigskin Pro	Phone Line
Yo mama's...Fat	Winnie the Pooh	The Test	Yo Mama's So Stupid
With Andy Rooney	Gum	Yo mama's So Stupid	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Smart Pills	Sharing	Clinton's Safe Sex	A Redneck Retaliation
A Toast	Toy Cars And Breastices	Monica's New Boyfriend	Plaster Lawyers
Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Natural Blonde	Priestly Duties	It's A War-Like Country
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Jesus and Moses	Witchy Women	69
Yo mama's...Hair	Icy Blonde	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	What Men Want
Yo mama's...Ugly	Miracle Exercise	Osama's New City	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Redneck Bar BellIf you have to use ...	Bar: Cockney Steering Wheel	Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes
In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Indecent Exposure	You Work for the Government When:
Blonde Throwing Grenade	Why God Created Man