Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Pregnant Tree	A Small Journey Through Hell	Tigger Please
Intelligent Quotes	Yo mama's so Nasty	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Sports and Virility	Iraqi Funerals	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Yo mama's...Poor	Chair Man of the Board	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	White, Slimy, & Horny	Name Those Tracks	Higher Larnin'
Blonde Overdue	Bush Fans	Confucious	We're Talking Small
Professor of Logic	Eye Rub	The Blonde Fox	Flies Have Wings, Why?
Blonde Horse Sense	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Osama's Favorite Movie	Yo mama's so Stupid
Blondes in a Convertible	George Bush is So Stupid...	Little Voice	Birdy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	That Fly	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo mama's...Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade	What Sex is Polly?
Don't Step Out of the Car	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Three words that describe Britney Spears	The Blind Man
Monkey Business	Curd and Rod