Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Socks	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Bubba's Secret
Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Mr. Macho	Stayin' Alive
Jack and Jill II	Blonde on Fire	Diplomacy Definition	Blonde in Grocery Store
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	The Great Crab Escape	Fart Glossary
Blonde Bird	Little Leprechaun?	Yo mama's so Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... World
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Five Pounds of Fat	Pitching a Tent	The True Story
There's No People Like Snow People	Redneck Baseball	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's Halloween	Mama in a Tight Shirt	Jack and Jill II	Yo mama's So Fat
How do you drown a blonde?	Bush and Gore, together again	Blonde with Chickens	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road
Taliban Bingo	Blonde Technology	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator	Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Bird and Bloke
Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Loitering Mama	Politically Speaking	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde's Appendicitis	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip