Gross Siamese Tongue

What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.

What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Clinton Stew	Tricky, Tricky
Dubya 'n' Drugs	747	Blonde's Twinkle	Bill Of No Rights
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Viagra Coffee	Canni Ball!	Student Nurse
Yo mama's so fat...	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	People Really Said These Things In Court	The Farmer's Daughters
Chuckie Cheese Please	Redneck Bubble Baths	Redneck Death	Leper Stew
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Yo mama's So Stupid	S & M	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Rhoids	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Yo mama's so Fat
The 11th Commandment	Yo mama's...Ugly	Why don't witches wear panties?	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama's so dumb...	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father
The Blind Guy Polemic	Mom's Sponge	Sheep Soup	Gross Grandma
It's Like Voltron	Yo momma so stupid...	Stumbling and Mumbling	What P.M.S. Stands For
Blond Restroom Attendant	Bad Drivers	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat
Winnie the Pooh	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...