Vending Machine and Blonde

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Ugly	Dubya 'n' Drugs	I Don't Like My Brother	Yo mama and a rat
Politically Speaking	Another Dumb Blonde	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Curly Hair
You Work for the Government When:	Blonde Luck	Yo Mama's So Fat	Mail Order Blonde
Blonde Lesbian	Free Sex Contestants	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Yo mama's So Lazy	Eat Your Vegetables	Blonde's Wine	The Quotable Marion Barry
Bubba Gets Smart	You So Ugly	Blonde...Bananas	Lawyers Off Bridge...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Coincidentally	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Redneck Hitchiker
You're So Poor...Christmas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	The Chinese Workman	Blonde and Elephants
Yo mama so ugly...	Blonde - Contractor	Drowning Lawyer	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
The Raffle	Blondes at Sea	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde Technology
A Definite Definition	Easter Blondies	Long Road Home	Concorde Humor
Gum	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Say What Again?	Gassy Broad
Limbless Prostitute	Helisoft