Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Ugly	Rosebud	Go To The LMV	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Another Weekend At The Home	Blonde's Salon	Poker... or Her...	B-Day Sex
Yo mama's So Fat	Bedside Confession	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Gotcha!
Multi-Balls	Yo mama's... stupid	Yo mama is so poor...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby
Backstroke Dolly	Legs Open	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Stupid
You Might Be Tough	The corporate ladder	Confusing Blonde	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
A Blonde's Brain At Work	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Monica At The UN	yo mama's hair...	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Blonde Basement	Blonde Ice Fishing	Q & A...Shower
Bar... Alabama	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Love Is Blindness	Yo mama's So Flat
Lesbian Eskimo	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Dog Days