Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	It Ain't Surgery	You Work for the Government When:	Tenessee Football Player
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama's So Poor	Bartender	Southern Foreplay
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List	Tennis Balls	Ice Ice Baby
Elmo's Redesign	Washington Survey	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Yo mama's So Stupid
One hungry Bush...	Inventions	Surprise Package	Blonde and Blonder
Glories of old age II	Hairclub for Women	Impotence	Upholding the Cloth
One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Osama's Ride	Deernuts and Beernuts
Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo Mama's So Country	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Bush Fans
Blonde Pillow Talk	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	The Blonde and the Librarian	Optimistic Jack
She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Vending Machine and Blonde	Return the Dog	Finder's keepers
Dick 2 Balls	Foreign Policy	Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo mama's So Flat
Blondes at a Drive-In	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	The Perfect Woman	Hole in One
Yo mama's...Stupid	Goodyear Rubber