Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Osama is Celebate	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Osama's Valentine	Replacing Vanna	Osama = Crabs?	Redneck's Last Words
Three Hellos	Hard Drive	Yo mama's So Poor	Potato in the Pants
Yo mama's So Stinky	Blonde's Favorite Group	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Widows98
Rope a Dope	Skittles	Confucious	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Keep It In Your Pants	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	First Class Blondie
Bed Football	Upholding the Cloth	An Act of Charity	Rhoids
Tag Team	Blondes and Fun	Para-shoot	Mama in a Tight Shirt
Ha, The Joke's On You	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Blonde's Air Conditioner	JFKaput
Ark-N-Saw	Soy Toy	Wizard of Oz	Hungry Blonde
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Pretty Hair	69er's Get Sacked	Bad reception
She's So Blonde	Al Gore's Piercing	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
Wizard of Oz	Stooooopid Mama