Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	A Zoo Story	Bra & Hat	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
Current Administration	Yo mama's So Fat	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Exotic Male Dancer
Like Father Like Son	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Yo mama's So Poor
The Bill Clinton Sale	Your mother is obese...	Dubya 'Do.	Genie-wine
Yo mama's So Poor	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Stop Tailgating
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Blonde Horses	Pigskin Pro
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Riding in Cars With Boys	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Rope a Dope
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Playing Doctor	Executive Rimmin'
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Rabbit Breakout	Chores on the Farm	Malcolm in the Puddle
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	What's That, Tampon?	I Guess That's Fair
Redneck in a Suit	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	The First Lady's patriotic duties	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
Le Stinkers	Para-shoot	Hard Sleepin'	Blonde - Mating Call
Cerebral Blonde	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'