Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton & KFC	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Two Things About a Blonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Yo mama's So Poor	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
What's The Difference, Yo?	Genital Mutilation is Funny	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Clinton after Coitus
Yo Mama the Gourmet	George Bush is So Stupid...	Talking Out of Your Ass	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Spermally Speaking	Skittles	A Natural Blind	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Feelin' Blue	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	Infectious Fast Food
Sister Mary Henry	Yo mama's So Ugly	Dear Old Dad	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Star Trek	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton's Bookmarks
Dumb mama joke	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	You might be a redneck if...	Yo mama so dirty...
Flour Patch	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Be Careful What You Wish For	Octogenarian Barroom Chat
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Yo Mama's Teeth	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Tiger Woods and Princess Di
Corn Hole	Get yo fingers bit	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Juicy Squirt
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Yo mama's...Stupid