Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Go To The LMV	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Helisoft
Yo mama's Teeth	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Bang! I'm Blonde!	Osama's Valentine
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Redneck Recycling	Blondes and cow patties	Lying through your tooths
Blonde Alumna	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Get You With The Nine	Student Nurse
Elmo's Redesign	Chalkboard Culprit	Yum!	Blonde Goes to the Airport
Engineering In Hell	Doggy Style	Playing Doctor	Add It Up: Relationship Guide
Tickle These, Elmo	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Blonde...Bananas	You're Like A...
He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Dikfer	Yo mama's So Ugly	Funny Business
Constipation	Indecent Exposure	Yo Mama's So Skinny	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Work Blows	The Millennium Kid	Yo mama's so Fat	Saving Her Butt
Code for Sex	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	350 Pounder?	A helping hand
You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Archeological Gag	Clinton Monument	Latex Gloves
Consulting Fun	Yo mama's So Flat