Attention-Seeking Redneck

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

List of Short Books	Blondes Strike Back	Stinkin' Proof	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Flies in a Lightbulb	Incontinent Vegetarian	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Confucius Say	What did the blonde say after ...	Reagan and Clinton
Never Seen A Priest	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Redneck Soccer	Don't Eat the Brown Ones
Be Careful What You Wish For	Fishing for a Week	Blonde Laugh	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Blonde Kidnapper	Blondes and Brunettes	Yo mama's...Ugly
Clinton's Bookmarks	What is red and green?	LSD Cocktail	Hot Enough For You?
Blonde with Chickens	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Redneck Truck
Be Careful What You Wish For	IBM and Lightbulbs	Yo mama's So Stupid	Carpet
Ancient Chinese Torture	Honda	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Yo Mama's Feet
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...	Yo mama's So Poor	Education in Arkansas	Lost with Translation
The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie	I Had a Dream	Big Tongue	What Are Politics?
Yo mama's...Hair	Yo mama's...Fat