Attention-Seeking Redneck

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Penis	Mail Order Blonde	Shoot The Pig	Natural Blonde
Bush's Morning Run	Deernuts and Beernuts	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Guys vs. Girls
Lying through your tooths	Bush's Advisors	Genie and the Taliban	Yo mama's...Fat
I Nearly Pissed Myself	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Yo Mama's So Stupid	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Yo mama's So Dumb	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Saddam Hussein	Five Minutes to Midnight
Dikfer	The Blonde Fox	Blonde...Infant Scale	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision
Surprise Package	Yo mama's So Poor	Tasty, tasty fat!	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Pinocchio and Splinters	Dirty Tricks	Stumbling and Mumbling
Sex In Advertising	Martian Sex	Redneck Sex Ed	What's The Difference, Yo?
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	Tasties in a Half Shell	Divine Flatulence	Osama's New City
Coming Into The Closet	You Might Be A Redneck...Wrestling	Yo mama's So Stupid	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Redneck Underwear	The Engineer's Love Life	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Wal-Mart vs. Heaven	You Work for the Government When: