Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Bush BM	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Nailing Osama
Yo mama's So Poor	You So Ugly	Dating a Prostitute	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls
Yo mama's Teeth	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Hard Drive
You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Pickmeup	Garden of Eden	Government vs. Mafia
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Yo mama's So Ugly	Beans & Onions: Delicious	You Can't Put HimTogether Again
Swinging Redneck	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Redneck Job Interview	Incontinent Vegetarian
Grandma's Birthday	Playing Doctor	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Swing Low Sweet Charriot
The Paperboy	Gary Condit's M.O.	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	What, No Golden Goose?
Smokin' Dope	Man Of The House	Getting Old	Star Trek
Sleep Now	Work Blows	Socks	Be Careful What You Wish For
We take you now to the Oval Office	TiVo	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
Genealogy	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Student Nurse	That's crazy
One hungry mama	Tasties in a Half Shell