Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	A Few Good Lawyers	M&M's	Marriage Requirments
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Burying Osama	Fast Food
Southern Foreplay	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Gay Church	Yo mama's So Fat
Tennis Balls	Satisfaction	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde - Elmo Factory
People Really Said These Things In Court	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Bush and Bill	Fishermen with Skills
Ed Zachery Disease	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Yo Mama so Bald
What's the difference between a...	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Blonde Trying to Eat	Iraqi Law
Iranians	Walk the Walk	Monica At The UN	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Yo mama's...Fat	Things Found Only In America	Runny Noodle	www.YoMama
Widows98	The Dirty Wife	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Penguin & JFK, Jr.
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...	Nudist Colony	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Chilled Crabs
Be Careful What You Wish For	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Bird and Bloke
Mechanic's Lube	Connection Between Star Trek and TP