Blondes and Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Engineer's Love Life	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Lawyer and Sperm	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer
Yummy Mama	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Executive Decision	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Baby Mama	Clinton's Boxers	Hooked On Dem Jets	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee
Yo mama's...Poor	The Blondes' Revenge	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Southern University Psychology
Baking Blondes	77 vs 69	Blonde in a Round Room	Yo Mama's So Old
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Annoying Boy on Bus	Yo mama's So Hairy
Y2K Nostalgia	Brunette Meets Genie	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Confucius...Sausage
Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Watch and Learn	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Old
Finder's keepers	Circumcisional Evidence	Test Tube Baby	Blonde Ambition
Monica's Deposition	Gold Digger	Redneck...Bath	Peeing Leprechaun
Yo mama's...Fat	69	Blonde and Goldfish	Joining the Colony
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Four Worms and a Funeral
Women's Bits	Rules of the Southern Lifestyle