Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Stumped Doc	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Baby Drink
A Shave and a Shine	Bill Gates and General Motors	69	Yo mama's So Poor
What's Black?	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Fat Woman
Redneck Anthem	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Redneck Pants	Bush Has Feelings Too
A Hole in the Head	Rookie Pitcher	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur
Inventions	Erin Go Bra Shopping	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Better Luck Next Time
You Might Be A Redneck...Deer	What are you thinking about?	Cris Cross	Yo mama's So Stupid
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Full Speed Ahead	Constipation	Elvis vs. Al Gore
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Man Beats Dog	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Tooth	People Really Said These Things In Court	Out of T.P.
I Can't Drive 69	You Know You're Old	Dolly's Kids	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	On the Rooftop
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Scratch Those Thangs