Convenience Store

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

They're always open.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Blonde's Bad Day	Snowmen and Snowwomen	North vs. South
Justice Prevailed	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio	Handy Blondy
Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Bush is a Puppet?	Get You With The Nine
Holy Water	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Potential & Reality	I Nearly Pissed Myself
What did the blonde say after ...	Urinalotta Trouble	Fat Dude	Blonde Mating Call
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Aliens Attack	Bob Dole's Underwear	Get On The Bus
Redneck College Grad	Fork it up	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Bush BM
Politically Speaking	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Innie Weenie	Fooled You	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Yo mama's so fat... swimming
Concorde Humor	Joining the Colony	Chew on this	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Talking Blondes	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Gassy Broad	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Man and Pharmacist	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Old	Honeymoon