Horny Toad

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Lay off	Hands and Knees	Redneck Recycling
Yo mama's football knowledge	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Potatoes Hotatoes	Government Tactics
Invisible Carrots	Political Spelling Contest	The Nuns and The Blind Man	Small Things
The Size of the Ranch	Doe a Deer	Friendly Neighbors	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Stone Surprise	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	No More Labor Pains
You're So Poor...Trashcan	Higher Larnin'	Grandpa Gets Off	None
How To Get A Raise	Not Going To Try This Again	Dentist	Scratchy Lottery
Blonde Car Hijinx!	Yo mama's So Fat	Two brunettes and a blonde...	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Annoying Boy on Bus	Iraqi Law	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde
Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Wet Lawyers	Burger King	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment
If Resumes Told the Truth	Twisted Baby Joke	What Men Need Most	The Housebroken Redneck
Lunch Anyone?	Yo mama is so nasty...	Fat Woman	Bloody Mary
Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys	Yo mama's So Stupid