Gum

Why did God give women belly buttons?

For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Good Year	The corporate ladder	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio	String Theory
Checkout Conniption	Redneck Recycling	Hiney Bubbles	Incontinent Vegetarian
Unlikely	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Multi-Balls
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Lesbian Talk	Legs Open
Yo mamma's so retarded...	California Gay Whale	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	What would you do?	Blonde Bummer
Two Sperm	Bug's Mind	Yo mama's So Poor	Good for the Heart
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Brunettes and God	Redneck... Rich
Jumping Rope	Easter Blondies	Blonde Test	Deer Tracks
Greg Norman	Ugly mama and a tail	Newlyweds	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil
Pretty Hair	Hey DJ	Flour Patch	Get yo fingers bit
After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Sex Before Communion