Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Grossische Joke	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick
Hellacious	How To Get A Raise	Blonde Skydiver	Like Father Like Son
Burying Osama	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Pink, Grey, & Stuck
What, No Golden Goose?	Job Fair	Country Politics	Adam Talks All About Eve
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Blonde...Infant Scale	An Ugly Position
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Ultimate Rejection	Poor Boy's Christmas
Natural Blonde	Scags Who Blew Bill	Drastic Diet	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Jokes On You, Teacher	Osama in the Holy Land	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Three Girls in the Desert
Yo mama so dirty...	Clinton's Bookmarks	Multi-Balls	Yo Mama's House Is So Small
Redneck Shopper	Yo mama's So Hairy	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Yo Mama's Glasses	What a Gasser	Y'might Be A Redneck	Redneck in a Suit
Chuckie Cheese Please	Three Couples, No Sex	Country Politics	Gold Digger
Chucky at the Movies	Birth Control