If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elephant Tampon	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Redneck's Last Words
Drivers' Ed	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Potential & Reality	Washington Survey
Human Resource Lingo	New Improved Lawnmowers	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Skittles
The Definition of	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Blonde's Bridge	The President Sucks
Hot Enough For You?	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Viagra for Gramps	Priestly Duties
Circumcision...At Your Age?	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	The Clever Lawyer	Rules For Work
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Goose & Lawyer	3 Men, 3 Wishes	De-evolution	Clinton's Favorite Things
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Ugly mama and a tail	Genealogy	What's Rough and Hairy?
A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Runny Noodle	Sneezy	Inventions
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	River Deep	Texas Sphincters	Good Girl...Bad Girl
Yankees and the Lightbulb	Yo mama's So Old