Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around

Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Backstroke Dolly	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	The Man With One Brain
Hanging with Blondes	Blonde in a Library	Miracle Exercise	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Job Fair	Yo mama's So Ugly	Perfumed Blonde
Redneck Baby	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Yo Mama's So Stank
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Poor Boy's Christmas	Baby Gates and Microsoft
Al Gore's Piercings	Hairclub for Women	S & M	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	The Blonde Hostess	Yo mama's...Stupid
Blonde in a Snowstorm	Get Your Feet Wet	Modern Science	Perfumed Blonde
Latex Gloves	Ice Hole	Urinalotta Trouble	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
Code for Love	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	The Great Wiener Caper
Blonde - Death in the Family	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Lawyer or Ass?
3 Vampires	Perry Coma	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Smoking Problems
Definitely	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics