I feel like chicken tonight

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Abstinence	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt
Genie and the Taliban	Clinton & KFC	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Prostitiute's Friends	Yo mama's So Fat	The Blondes' Revenge
Blonde...Bananas	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Shirts Off	Split Up The Middle
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Playing Doctor	It's A War-Like Country	Pothead Shopper
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama so ugly...	The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo mama's So Fat
Psychology Class	No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Love At First Sight
Redneck Marital Woes	Definition of Agony	Redneck Wedding	Blonde in Grocery Store
350 Pounder?	America has finally captured Saddam ...	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Your Profession and Your Libido
Yo mama so dirty...	Dinner's Ready!	Deer Tracks	Headache
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Tap Dancin'	Mom's Sponge	Halle Berry Bares All
Clinton's Protection	Full Speed Ahead	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Redneck Toothbrush	Rooster in His Declining Years