I feel like chicken tonight

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	What Are Politics?	Yo mama's So Ugly	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Bush's Morning Run	Hiney Bubbles	Redneck's Last Words	Brunettes and God
Law School for Nuns	Yo mama's So Stupid	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Redneck Anthem
Hand me downs	Horny Old Ladies	Yo Mama's So Fat	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Yo mama's So Stupid	In All the Land
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Redneck Bubble Baths	Playing Doctor
Twelve Inch Pianist	New Trend Diet	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Virgins in Caves
Tasty, tasty fat!	Shipwrecked	Redneck Christmas	Yo Mama's Teeth...
The President''s Puzzle	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	That's tacky	Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Cash Flow	Yo Mama's so old... act	Man and Pharmacist
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Very Robust Zacklies	Sneezy	Dumb Crooks Roundup
Yo mama's so poor ...	Nutty Hunters	Pigskin Pro	How to Mess With the IRS
Do it like mammals	Blonde Robbery